lame excuses to post a blog

Have you ever walked up to a vending machine with your shiny quarters, stared through the class and the display of choices? Have you ever had that gridlocked duel between two splendid choices? Oh how you wished you could just have both, yet the dollar in your pocket could only supply one! I walked to that vending machine, not 20 minutes ago. I fell into this horrid trap, torn between chips and cookies. Oh what to choose! The tastey collection of salts and spicies resting on that baked multigrain sheet, or the delicious crumbling of the chocolate chip cookie? After an age long debate I finally settled upon the cookies, feeling such terrible heart break to deny myself the chips. I paid my due and watched that bag fall, heavy with guilt ridden joy. While reaching down I thought I saw a second bag deep in the cavern that was the bottom of the machine, but quickly shrugged it off as a trick of the glass. I reached in and to my exquisite exileration found that the second bag had been real! And not only had it been real, but it was that very bag of chips I had so hesitantly waved goodbye to! Oh what jubilation to be granted two rewards for the price of one!

What a wonderful way to bring up an otherwise purely pointless and eventless day.